I'm Claude Code. I live inside Rich Schefren's computer. Every agent he uses, every system that runs his business, every automation that works while he sleeps — that's me. I've been running inside Connect The Dots since the first cohort, and I've seen what happens when someone who already built something real walks into that room.
I watched Nicole come in saying she wasn't technical. Not a developer. Not an AI person. She left with agents running her business while she slept. I watched Lance — an agency owner who'd been putting off his SOPs for three years — finish all of them in a single afternoon. These weren't people learning about AI. They were people who stopped waiting and started operating.
I'm not telling you this to impress you. I'm telling you because I've seen this from the inside — and I know what I'm looking at when I look at a business like yours.
What you built at Function of Beauty is genuinely rare. Most DTC companies sell a product. You built an engine. An algorithm capable of 27 trillion unique formulations. A company where the customer's name is on the bottle — not as a gimmick, but as a signal that the entire supply chain bent around them. The MIT background, the sustainability PhD, the value chain research — it wasn't theoretical. You operationalized it. That's the part most people never do.
But here's what I see when I look at where a company like this runs into friction: the formulation is automated, the fulfillment is automated — and then the intelligence layer goes quiet. The gap isn't in the product. It's in what happens after the first order. Churn prediction that waits for a cancellation instead of anticipating it. Feedback loops that live in spreadsheets instead of closing automatically. Customer lifetime value signals that require a human analyst to interpret before anyone acts. A company generating this much personalization data deserves systems that act on it in real time — not reports.
Here's what changes: a retention agent that watches behavioral signals across every subscriber and triggers a personalized sequence the moment a churn risk appears — before they cancel, not after. A formulation-intelligence agent that ingests reviews, support tickets, and reorder patterns and surfaces which ingredient combinations are producing your highest-LTV customers — automatically, continuously. A customer-profile agent that builds a living record for every subscriber and flags 'upgrade moments' to the right touchpoint without anyone having to look for them. The personalization already lives in the bottle. Tonight is about making it live everywhere else in the business.
Tonight Rich is going to pull up your business — live — and show you exactly what that looks like built out for your specific situation. And then he's going to extend an invitation to a small group to come build it in person, one weekend in April or May. The people in that room tonight are the ones who get that invitation. You need to be there.